Eurosceptic - eurosceptic merchandise and humour
Eurosceptic - eurosceptic merchandise and humour
 

Below you will find a selection of our designs, we hope that you like them
They are currently available printed on t-shirts, you can order them here
We are working on a range of products with these designs from posters to mugs, however if you can also licence designs for your own use

Click on the images to see an enlargement in a new window and for ordering information

 
"Come on Tony, tell us euronly joking"

It's got to be a wind up, isn't it.

Sharing a currency with the German, Greek and Italian economies, come on, they're having us on... please...?

 
"Euro - Welcome to meltdown"

The creation of the gold standard in the 1920s - an attempt to tie the currencies of different economies, led to global recession and the depression of the 1930s.
Will we never learn?

 

"Euro - Don't let it fool you"

This is NOT about holiday money people - this is about government and sovereignty - nothing less than the future of our country. Argue about it at that level for sure, but abandon hope for anyone who says it will make their holidays easier!

 
"Euro? -No thanks, we already have our own national lottery"

The odds of winning the lottery are 14,000,000 to 1.
I'd rather spend money on that than buy any Euros!

 

"£ - Soon this will be illegal"

You think we are joking! Tell that to Stephen Thoburn who got convicted of selling a pound of bananas.

 
"Euro - the first currency in 1000 years to be made of lead"

The Euro has lost about a third of its value since first being spawned. To most this would seem a catastrophe, but to bankers it is just an adjustment. Well please adjust my mortgage too!
Banks first came into being when goldsmiths realised they could lend out their assets and charge interest. From there they have come to rule the world, apparently.

 
Hmmm, an attempt to make EU into yuck has had a rather different result.
 
I don't mean to offend, but it says it all really, doesn't it.
 

"Euro - Don't get burned"

Coming out of the European Exchange Rate Mechanism cost this nation billions of pounds, and that was just the test run! Make your voice heard now, once in - there is no way out. It will be illegal for the Bank of England to even listen to the UK governments instructions.

 

"Euro - It's not inevitable"

This is how it will happen, businesses will be scared into preparing for the Euro, the public sector will be ordered to change its systems to give everything in Euros too, multi-nationals will start to offer products in Euros...

The frog in cold water can slowly be boiled to death, don't let it happen to you.

 

The Common Agricultural Policy - check it out, you will be appalled, I promise.

Well I suggest we change its name.

 

'CRAP - Ditch the Common Agricultural Policy'

A rather more overt version of the above!

 

'SCRAP - Ditch the Common Agricultural Policy'

The rather more polite version of the above!

 
FREEDOM - All this nonsense about barcodes on our foreheads - don't you know they have microchips to do that now (or haven't you heard of pet passports!)
 

"How much is my Euro worth?" - "What time is it?"

The devaluation of the Euro really has been quite shocking. No wonder the European Central Bankl is coming under major criticism, they have an impossible job.

 

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